‘Shona Men Aren’t Good At Lula Lula’: South African Woman Sparks Outrage After Slamming Zimbabwean Men’s Bedroom Skills

‘Shona Men Aren’t Good At Lula Lula’: South African Woman Sparks Outrage After Slamming Zimbabwean Men’s Bedroom Skills

A revelation by a South African woman that her worst ever lula lula experience was with a Shona Zimbabwean man has caused a stir on X (formerly Twitter).

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A Call for Lovemaking Lessons

The South African lady only identified as @hisgalfr urged Zimbabwe’s government to open a university to teach men from the country the art of lovemaking.

She further specified that her experience was with a Shona guy before labelling it as her worst lula lula experience ever.

“After sleeping with a dude from Zimbabwe, I think the government there should open Universities for sex lessons , these shona guys aren’t good at sex💔🙌worst sex experience 🥺😭,” @hisgalfr declared.

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Shona Men Respond to South African Woman’s Claim on Lula Lula

Her statement struck a nerve with many Shona men, who flooded the comments to defend their prowess. Some even offered to prove her wrong, while others humorously blamed the man’s performance on hunger. Meanwhile, some women chimed in to contradict her claim, stating that they had enjoyed their experiences with Zimbabwean men. Here are some of the reactions:

@comradeGW:

You expect people who are always hungry to be good at sex??

@mcauthur_lokie:

Give the bro food before the deed next time and see how he performs. We’re not shit in bed, just hungry. 🤕

@CainMudi:

first time I hear that. Its usually the other way round. Maybe you were unlucky to meet the odd Cain. I am sure he is better than me, wanna see?

@Alice_flower99:

Speak for yourself sis. You were clearly unlucky. Wasted body 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sm_chauke:

Logic 101 : After sleeping with a Shona guy (1 man), these Shona guys (5 million others) aren’t good at sex🤔🚮

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