The best way to destoy an enemy is to make him a friend
Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
Dont worry about people stealing an idea. If its original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
Nothing is particulary hard if you divide it into small jobs.
The greatest fools are sometimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.
No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.
Clever tyrants are never punished
When you are at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.
The cleverest of all, in my opinion is a man who calls himself a fool once a month.
A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.
Arguing with a fool proves they are two
Justice fails because victims used to be too kind and criminals too clever.
Clever men are good but they are not the best
Behind every clever men is even a cleverer woman.
Well, enough about me. Lets talk about you. What do you think about me?
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
Dont raise your voice, improve your argument.
Never spit in a man’s face unless his mustache is on fire.
If you cant convince them, confuse them.
In our pursuit to find the enemy we have come face to face with ourselves.
I havent failed at anything, i just found all the wrong ways of doing it.