“Life is short and so is your p_enis
“Get as rude as possible and dont let people tell you how to live
“A person who is nice to you and rude to the waiter is not a nice person
“Be kind to unkind people, they need it most
“How people treat you is their karma and how you react is yours
“Fascinatingly confident,rude people are great.
“Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find a brain back there
“Bitch, i am not insulting you, i am describing you
“Life is too short to learn German
“Once upon a time, there was a twat. It was you. The End.
“You deserve to be fingered by Edward scissorhands
“I hope one day you choke on the shit you say
“I dont hate you, i am not necessarily excited about your existance
“People are so ungrateful, noone ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
“Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge
“Oh i am so sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the start of yours
“i am a huge fan of saying “you are welcome “really loud when people dont say thank you.
“i am getting old… i got out of bed feeling chest pains…. i looked down and realised i was standing on my niples..
“It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them… The police call it indecent exposure but whatever..
“Dont be Racist! be like Mario. He is an italian plumber, created by japanese people, who speaks english and looks like a mexican..jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
“Is it rude to fart when someone is crying?
“Dont piss me off! i am running out of places to hide bodies.
By: T.Titus Nyakudyara
Twitter: @NyakudyaraTitus
